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haha I forgot a part of my story

There was this straight guy named Jerry and he was like perfect looking

I was sitting there drinking my beer and he asks me my name and he give me a hug and hes acts if im gay or straight and hes like yeah im gay but its all cool im straight but whatever.

Then he grabs my hand and he kisses it.

He just kept hitting on me for half the night and I found it amusing.